ODHM: Holst Curio and Convenience Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Harem Slice of Life
Come On Down to Holst Curio and Convenience! We’re Located On XXXX, Off the Corner of XXXX!
Whether You’re Just Shopping For Your Weekly Necessaries!
Whether You’re Looking For A Nice Stiff Drink, Or A Delectable Bite to Eat!
Whether Your Sick/Injured And Are In Need of Affordable and Top-tier Medicinal Relief!
Whether You’ve Gotten In Trouble With the Boss And Need A Way To Fix It Quick!
Whether You’ve Got Yourself A Pest Problem And Need The Gear To Get Rid Of Them!
Whether You’ve Got A Big Project Coming Up And Just Can’t Quite Find The Needed Materials!
Whether You’re Looking For That Perfect Gift!
We’ve Got You Covered! With Our Affordable Prices And Industry-Topping/Industry-Toppeling Quality Goods And Services, When You Shop Holst You Won’t Regret It!
All Local Legal Tenders Accepted Though Actual Value And Worth Of Legal Tenders May Vary. We Also Accept Barter, Trade, and The Universal Currency Of Time!
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Meet Ellis Holst. The owner and co-proprietor of Holst Convenience. Just your average, Ordinary, Dimension Hopping, Merchant.
Ellis is a normal guy...all things considered. He hasn’t had the easiest life thanks to his complicated relationship with his family, and the results of a very unfortunate prank that he tries not to think too much about these days.
He was once the designated villain for countless timelines and realities, but that’s over now. He’s managed to finally pull himself together and break free from the self-destructive cycles that he’d been quite literally enslaved to. Now he’s taking things easy, trying his best to live a more peaceful, more positive life.
He’s started a store. He’s picked up some nice hobbies. He’s inadvertently found himself trying to reconcile with his mother, one of the few members of his family that don’t suck, despite her unintentionally being the source of all his problems with the rest of his clan. He even got married.
Ellis is doing pretty okay for himself. The trick will be keeping things that way.
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1. 1: Curio
2. 2: Systemized Living
3. 3: Lost Wrench / New Wrench
4. 4: Home, Castle, Fortress
5. 5: City of Light and Dark
6. 6: Complicated Family Relations
7. 7: Think of The Children
8. 8: Going Out and Coming Home Again
9. 9: Steel for Dross, Wheat for Chaff
10. 10: No Strings Attached
11. 11: Hunting for Crimson Fruit
12. 12: Customer Experience
13. 13: Treasuring A Jade Ring
14. 14: Family Friendly Puppet Show
15. 15: Who Are You, Again?
16. 16: Mother and Son Meet for Tea
17. 17: Good Prospects
18. 18: Store Credit
19. 19: Trouble Brews In Everlast
20. 20: Giant Killers
21. 21: Loyalty Card Program
22. 22: Too Sexy
23. 23: Twist the Knife, Turn the Screw
24. 24: Some Assembly Required
25. 25: Go Big or Bust
26. 26: A Warmer Gaze
27. 27: Pancakes and Curbstomping
28. 28: Puppet Nation
Indefinite
Tied to a room with only the instruments that keep me alive. Having suffered for so long, I too will succumb to the passage of time. So what is this darkness? What the fuck is going on? What is this indiscernible voice that surrounds me? You going to send me somewhere and i get a choice? and you giving me my memories? Reborn as a the child of a ruling clan, a fresh start with a family. This time, I will have no regrets!
8 86A Kingdom of Power, of Courage, and of Wisdom
When the king falls onto his deathbed, the one he chooses to lead Qin into the next era of a 500 year war is not the child everyone knew but the child no one did. The six kingdoms will test the new heir, Factions will seek the bloody throne, and wolves lie in wait at every door. The only hope the new heir has is to seek the power to fight, the courage to stand, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
8 217Paradox Fighters
Note: Updated WEEKLY on Thursdays. Contains graphic violence and mild language. Also available on Fanfiction.net and Archive Of Our Own. "The plot idea itself is hard to top in terms of simply and rarely performed premise (At least within the confines of RoyalRoad material)." -FrustratedEgo, The Group (RRL) "I'm afraid to read this but I'm so, so happy it exists." -Lekosis, Archive of our Own "Holy this, this was fucking amazing ... Really compelling at times, wow, can't wait to see what happens in the next part." -Princess Unikitty, Fanfiction.net "You've successfully found that perfect tone where you can have such outrageous and insane things like xenomorphs fighting witches and bondage wearing warrior women on an Illuminati space ship traveling through the multiverse and still have me care about the characters in your story." -Lucantius, Fanfiction.net When a Great Old One is mortally wounded, he summons warriors from a multitude of worlds to do battle with each other so their anger will strengthen him. We follow Holly Short, a character from the Artemis Fowl universe, as the tournament begins. But Carcosa has many secrets in store... An epic crossover with fictional characters from a wide variety of mediums- from classic and modern literature, B-movies and blockbusters, cartoons from both east and west, and a plethora of video games- all thrown into nail-biting combat (and the occasional hijinks). Comment, Critique, Reviews welcome and EXTREMELY appreciated!
8 249The Dungeon Novel
Participant in Royal Roads 55000 Write A Thon A man and a dog come to a meeting of the minds and then a god takes an interest.
8 810Conspiracy Theories✔️
Favorite conspiracy theories explained. Enjoy✖️if you want to hear someone talk about conspiracy theories that everyone is using in their books, go check out https://www.youtube.com/user/shane"The new conspiracy theory is that I'm a woman and I'm transitioning."
8 204THE APPLE OF SNAKES
❝to live in the house of gods, you must learn the tongue of divinity.❞Nerluce - named for light - dwells in darkness, where the longest shadows are cast by the greatest beasts. Nerluce is sure he's surrounded by very great beasts. They flash their cruel fangs and crueler insults. They choke the light from his chest with their chains.Disdain for gods and men is made in dim places. Hunger for ruin is cultivated in starving stomachs. Power for destruction is rarely given but when it is, oh, the world will burn.CONTENT WARNINGS (16+)Profanity, violence, gore, alcohol usage, abuse (neglect and verbal), self-destructive actions and suicidal ideation, minor character death, and morally-questionable people doing morally-questionable things.[[WORD COUNT: 185,000]]COVER BY APHRODITE270
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