In SerialThe Faceless Minion Comedy Sci-fi Action Adventure
In a world of superheroes, the great mastermind behind it all is...that faceless minion over there?!
Enter into a world of superheroes...and supervillains.
A world of chaos and action, of battle and glory, of plots and danger.
Watch as heroes rise, villains fall, and the normal people strive to live their lives in between.
But...
Behind it all...
Deep within the shadows...
There is one who stands above all others.
A master manipulator.
The one who holds the fate of nations in his hands.
The one who plays with the course of history as he pleases.
Neither hero nor villain can withstand him.
No one can put a stop to his plans.
His name is...
...
Um, what was his name again?
...
What do you mean we don't know the name?!
Why didn't you tell me?!
What do you mean I never asked?!
Go find out what his name is, you stupid minion!
I shouldn't assume he's a he if I don't know who he is? I don't care, you useless twap! Just get me a name!
Don't you know we're live now!?
...
Gah, now this intro is ruined.
All because of that stupid faceless minion.
An expansion of my response to https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/tokpk6/wp_you_are_the_worlds_most_successful/
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] And finisher!
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1. Prologue - The Attack
2. Chapter 1 - I was Hired as the Villainess's Butler but She won't Finish her Paperwork!
3. Chapter 2 - I am the Ice that Kills your Thirst
4. Chapter 3 - To Defy the Heavens!
5. Chapter 4 - What Happens Next Will Shock You!
6. Chapter 5 - The Pitch
7. Chapter 6 - The Spark
8. Interlude 6.5: The Ashes
9. Chapter 7 - Meet the Squad
10. Chapter 8 - All that Sparkles
11. Chapter 9 - The Castle, its Tower I am
12. Chapter 10 - The Sword that Guards the Treasure
13. Chapter 11 - On the Trail
14. Chapter 12 - The Beginning of the End
15. Chapter 13 - The New Dawn
16. Chapter 14 - The End of the Beginning
17. Side Story 14.5 - What is a Hero?
18. Chapter 15 - A World in Motion
19. Chapter 16 - To Protect the World from Devastation
20. Chapter 17 - The Cost of Peace
21. Chapter 18 - Harmony Falls
22. Chapter 19 - What We Can Do
23. Interlude 19.5 - Welcome to the BSI
24. Chapter 20 - Oil's Eleven
25. Chapter 21 - An Epoch's Grave
26. Chapter 22 - What Heroes Do
27. Chapter 23 - Storming the Castle
28. Chapter 24 - A Land Out of Time
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