

OSHA Approved Apocalypses Comedy Slice of Life Psychological
Pat is an old man. Pat had kids but they grew up and moved out. They went to college and now live across the country doing their own thing. Pat sees them a few times a year and they talk over the phone on Wednesdays. Pat's wife died 6 years ago and while he's content in life he isn't particularly happy. He is 63 years old and hoping to retire from the safety inspector life in another 5. He had a long, fulfilling, life. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Then an apocalyptical event happens and Pat has a sudden career change. Pat now is no longer worried about proper hot work permits and danger tape being placed correctly. Pat is now worried about keeping people safe in cleared dungeons so Artisans can get the raw materials and loot the group needs to live. Retirement looks like a distant dream now but a guy still has to eat.
How does Pat do this? By inspecting cleared dungeons for working trap signs and red danger tape. Some things just never change.
Join Pat and his Trusty LEL meter while he levels up as a Dungeon Inspector and attempts to make his new world safe, one strip of red danger tape at a time.
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Chapter Selections
1. Chapter 1: A Typical Day in the "Office".
2. Chapter 2: Class Selection and Familiar
3. Chapter 3: First Encounter of Monsters
4. Chapter 4: Stabbing is fine, but sometimes you need to SMASH
5. Chapter 5: Endocrine Suppression and You
6. Chapter 6: Back on the grind
7. Chapter 7: I Hope These things Were Cleaned
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