Warning! Chaotic Comedy ahead. (Who needs a real plot anyway?)

Maria has come across several near-death experiences for as long as she can remember. Whether it be from exploding electronics - almost being run over by a truck any time she goes near a street or avoiding muggers with knives. It almost seems the whole world is out to kill her.
That is until a stranger with black wings in a cloak shows up and sends her soul out of her body. When Maria wakes she finds herself in a new body with beautiful white wings and robe.