Stiggy has a problem. He accidentally took a bondage collar from Rupert King's sugar baby, and then he shit all over her parents' front porch.

It's a long story, but now Stiggy needs Sully. Sully used to work with Stiggy and has a secret only Stiggy knows. Stiggy will continue to keep the secret if Sully cooperates. But things get complicated, and now both Sully and Stiggy are on the run from The Sandman.

Seeking refuge with whatever motley characters they can temporarily rely on, Sully and Stiggy attempt to remedy their situation and achieve their only desire-- to get out of the business and live square, boring lives like everyone else.