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Look, I used to be just some guy…

But then I made some changes…

My job was like jail, now time and space cannot even contain me.

When this whole thing started, well let’s skip ahead. The start of the story isn’t nearly as interesting as where I ended up. It all started with a dead body and an explosion…

But what you really need to know is that, I used to be a loser, then I got jacked and went on my own adventure…

After the explosion I took off west, expecting, well what does it matter what I was expecting? What I found was an epic adventure!

Who would have thought that could happen to a former loser like me?

I became a criminal, a musician, traveled through time, battled beings that shouldn’t exist and took part in a high stakes tournament.

But that’s not the half of it!

My editor says this blurb thing should be around 200 hundred words, but why don’t you just go ahead and buy the book to get the full story?

“God does not play dice with the universe.” -Einstein (Sort of)

“However, it’s entirely possible he’s using Me as his personal sitcom.” -Some Guy