God isn't dead, He's just broke Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
"How could you screw up the world this badly?"
That's the question Billy the God finds himself asking when he looks upon his First World.
Billy needs to get into World Building High, the top school when it comes to building and designing worlds of all shapes and sizes. And they're very strict with who they let in.
Billy is one of the students expected to get in, but the school evaluates all the worlds a God's made during their entire life. And Billy's first world is everything that the school abhors.
Billy's only hope for getting in?
He has to raise a team from his world, comprising of the best of the best. To steal the system of another world and use it to replace his own, dooming the other in the process.
The team he's created from his world's inhabitants?
A BloodThirsty Crusader with more orphan murdering than 7th circle demons.
An Orc prodigy of blood magic who faints at the first bit of gore she sees.
A drunk Warlock who's responsible for the reason why most wizards are dead.
A tax evader Druid who got her hand's on the 9th Edition of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.
And a Blind Dragon Born Ranger, Druid, Sorciesta with a gun.
Yep, the only way this could possibly get worse is if the world they were stealing the system from belonged to Principal Sieva, the woman who managed to murder (temporarily) another god.
Oh, wait.
The image is not owned by me. All credit goes to RogerCruz on DeviantArt. I'll change the image if/when I manage to make my own. I'm a terrible artist.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue: When God's Drunk
2. Chapter 1: 500 Knights On A Hill
3. Chapter 2: You Take one Down, Pass it Around
4. Chapter 3: 499 Knights Dead on a Wall
5. Chapter 4: Explosives don't solve Everything, But they sure Help
6. Chapter 5: Fire and Oil go as well together as Crusaders and War Crimes
7. Chapter 6: I'd probably go to jail for this, but one. God pardons me, and two, the evidence is ash
8. Chapter 7: A Crusader with a Dagger is still a Crusader with a Weapon
9. Chapter 8: I'm only an alcoholic because of the voices inside my head
10. Chapter 9: A War Criminal and a Warlock walk into a bar
11. Chapter 10: How does one kill with a door?
12. Chapter 11: GOOD questions were asked, and BAD answers were received
13. Chapter 12: The cold trail through the woods isn't as cold as her
14. Chapter 13: An attacker is just a friend you haven't made!(You're gonna die)
15. Chapter 14: You do not want to know where Gnoll's come from
16. Chapter 15: Meet the Communists!
17. Chapter 16: Fighting an Octopus is harder than it looks.
18. Chapter 17: Privy chases a Criminal Bucket
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8 196Awaken A Rose Caldwell Story
Why can’t Rose sleep?You couldn’t either if you had the recurring dreams that the young Sister Rose endures.Her quest to quell these nightmares compelled her to become a nun, but her order offers no solution.After contact with an ancient relic, Rose’s dreams visit her when she is awake. As she searches for answers she finds that her dreams are tied to a dark secret in her home town and comes face to face with a secret society tied to the lost continent of Atlantis.The teenager who will one day be known as the White Witch of London seeks only to hold on to her sanity, as she uncovers what is behind her dreams and the town of Chester’s dark history.
8 100midnight entertainment → applyfic
' where the magic never wears off, '•••© midnightent | 05072020 ,, closed to appliers.
8 121Tame
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8 108Letters To Gerard. [Frerard]
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8 71Ripped Jeans and Werewolf Kisses
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