God isn't dead, He's just broke Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
"How could you screw up the world this badly?"
That's the question Billy the God finds himself asking when he looks upon his First World.
Billy needs to get into World Building High, the top school when it comes to building and designing worlds of all shapes and sizes. And they're very strict with who they let in.
Billy is one of the students expected to get in, but the school evaluates all the worlds a God's made during their entire life. And Billy's first world is everything that the school abhors.
Billy's only hope for getting in?
He has to raise a team from his world, comprising of the best of the best. To steal the system of another world and use it to replace his own, dooming the other in the process.
The team he's created from his world's inhabitants?
A BloodThirsty Crusader with more orphan murdering than 7th circle demons.
An Orc prodigy of blood magic who faints at the first bit of gore she sees.
A drunk Warlock who's responsible for the reason why most wizards are dead.
A tax evader Druid who got her hand's on the 9th Edition of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.
And a Blind Dragon Born Ranger, Druid, Sorciesta with a gun.
Yep, the only way this could possibly get worse is if the world they were stealing the system from belonged to Principal Sieva, the woman who managed to murder (temporarily) another god.
Oh, wait.
The image is not owned by me. All credit goes to RogerCruz on DeviantArt. I'll change the image if/when I manage to make my own. I'm a terrible artist.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue: When God's Drunk
2. Chapter 1: 500 Knights On A Hill
3. Chapter 2: You Take one Down, Pass it Around
4. Chapter 3: 499 Knights Dead on a Wall
5. Chapter 4: Explosives don't solve Everything, But they sure Help
6. Chapter 5: Fire and Oil go as well together as Crusaders and War Crimes
7. Chapter 6: I'd probably go to jail for this, but one. God pardons me, and two, the evidence is ash
8. Chapter 7: A Crusader with a Dagger is still a Crusader with a Weapon
9. Chapter 8: I'm only an alcoholic because of the voices inside my head
10. Chapter 9: A War Criminal and a Warlock walk into a bar
11. Chapter 10: How does one kill with a door?
12. Chapter 11: GOOD questions were asked, and BAD answers were received
13. Chapter 12: The cold trail through the woods isn't as cold as her
14. Chapter 13: An attacker is just a friend you haven't made!(You're gonna die)
15. Chapter 14: You do not want to know where Gnoll's come from
16. Chapter 15: Meet the Communists!
17. Chapter 16: Fighting an Octopus is harder than it looks.
18. Chapter 17: Privy chases a Criminal Bucket
A Snail's Wisdom
"To cultivate is to become one with the world, achieving a higher plane of existence." What the hell? No, it isn't. "Through diligent meditation and introspective enlightenment, one will be able to bridge the gap between himself and the center of the universe, achieving Immortality." Where did you get this crap? Such nonsense! Come, come, disciple. Follow your Snail-sensei here, and I will show you the quickest path to Immortality! It isn't all meditation and enlightenment like you imagine. If you aren't willing to risk your life, what makes you think you can avoid death? But don't worry! You have the Supreme Me. Your success is guaranteed! Now just put this dress on and let's go. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't point that sword at me!!!
8 252Warrior of the Sea
A 17 year old boy wakes up to find out he's in a 16 year old Usopp's body. With knowledge of the future and determination to become a Strawhat and live out his dreams, will he be able to overcome the One Piece world's insanity and become strong enough to survive? And will he be strong enough to protect the 3 kids tagging along with him? SI! Usopp / Sniper! Usopp
8 199Shrike
He wants to play the latest and greatest VRMMORPG game, but he can't muster up the cash for the fancy new proprietary hardware and membership license. After months of saving up cash and arduous work, he has built a behemoth of a machine relying almost entirely on seedy old technology and a DIY guide by some dude named "Jimmy Bob." This is the story of his entry into the game. This is also a story of intrigue, exploration, introspection, batshit crazy game design, and unintended but entirely predictable consequences. This is G.C.O. Undergoing a total re-write, mostly because I think things were too rushed rather than any content or direction changes. If you are one of the few who tried Shrike when it was briefly updating, consider giving it another shot. Of no relation to either The Great Crusade or the recent (in 2017 lol) Shrike book for Warhammer by Games Workshop. All similarities in these cases are superficial; please don't sue me. Feedback welcome and encouraged, never be afraid to review or comment. HQ/Kindle-Grade cover art. Book Cover 2.0: "From the Dark"
8 117The Winters Will
The Winters Will is a completed web serial, and sequel to The Hawkshaw Inheritance. Conrad Winters is the son of a supervillain, and he’s already done what his father desired most- taken over the world. But he and the Council aren’t conquerors, they’re silent saviors, laboring in the shadows to bring about a better future. While Conrad’s father may be gone, he’s far from finished wreaking havoc in his son’s life. Conrad is on a quest to uncover his father’s final secret, and risks becoming entangled in a conflict that predates the Council itself, and may determine the very fate of the world.
8 136Mrs. All-American
The story of an ordinary upstate New York girl who finds herself accidentally driven to Australia, where she meets her favorite band, 5 Seconds of Summer. Will there be love? Will there be romance? Is there a difference between those two things? Read it and find out!P.S. PLEASE do not take this story seriously. It's meant to be laughed at and not make any sense. Thank you!
8 173" Soulmates " - Sanemi x Reader // choinamraswifee
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