The Lies They Told Me: Short stories from my life Comedy Drama School Life Slice of Life
Like many of my peers, I've discovered that life is not quite what I expected it to be. As I age, I've begun to find that many of the sayings and truths that my parents, authority figures, and friends have passed on to me were outright lies. Every person I know has been subject to the same interactions, which got me thinking, why not write a compilation of stores about my life experiences to date.
I hope that this book will help all of us come to terms with the realities that we face today or deal with some of our deepest feelings about the past. Maybe these people lied to us and maybe they honestly believed the myriad of things they told us, but either way I think we can have a good laugh looking back and remembering the first times that we realized these things weren't true. I also hope that you can look back at the lies, or life lessons, that you've learned and can be inspried to own your stories and share them with others in a genuine way.
Wiithout further ado, I hope that you enjoy the many short stories of my life that made me who I am today. These stories range from funny to down right surrel, so good luck on your journey!
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Chapter Selections
1. Santa Claus Isn't Scary
2. Your birthday is your special day
3. Potato Soup is Great
4. We Thought It Would Be Funny
5. Your Older Sister Can Help You With That
6. Your Older Sister Will Protect
7. Honesty is the Best Policy
8. I Promise I Won't Forget
9. We Love You Both the Same
10. Don't Worry About It
11. We Can't Keep Those Cats
12. Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones
13. Everything is Going to be Alright
14. There Are Two Types of Girls
15. Blood is Thicker Than Water
16. There Isn't a Rulebook for Parenting
17. It's Just A Friend Thing
18. You're Too Fat! You're Too Thin!
19. You Must Take Care of Your Older Sister
20. Peer Pressure is Obvious
21. You've Gotta Do What You've Gotta Do
22. Things Have to Get Worse Before They Get Better
23. Epilogue
The Heralia Legacy
In a world where the paranormal is the norm, and your bus driver is a weretiger. Beings in every nook and ass crack of lore are real. Countless species coexisting in a haven called Geas. Divided into three big ruling councils: Mana for the magics, Spectra for the undead and Were for the shifters. But to keep Geas a Haven, there must be a higher presence that enforces it. The Heralia. A being with mixed blood, of great power and the mouthpiece of the gods. Along with his enforcers The Order, the Heralia is the police and the law, the gel of a dangerous society but when the assassination of the century leaves the Heralia dead. A rippling political tide washes throughout Geas, which left everyone wondering just who will be the next Heralia? Enter one: Argus Knight, just an ordinary, if not quirky, college kid in a world where no one is ordinary. Argus’ is happy with his life, even though he doesn’t have any powers or abilities like most of his friends or any money, okay so maybe not that happy. He was left at the step of a shifter temple when he was a child, so that sucked since he must have been a sexy lookin’ baby. Raised by an adoptive shifter mom, that makes the best cookies and gives the warmest hugs and unleashes the sharpest sass a being can wield, and oh, is also the high priestess of the Were Council. He lived his life surrounded by nuns, he was spoilt and gobbled all that attention up and he’s not ashamed to admit it. One day, innocently doing a psychology exam, like pro, if you will, a weird rainbow mist starts gushing out of his skin, for the lack of a better word and suddenly he is floating, then seizing, yup still in mid-air, in the middle of his exuding rainbow aura session, a voice booms out like a missive from the gods themselves, “AWAKEN MY HERALIA”. Sweet baby sugar nuts, what just happened? Join Argus in his journey in becoming the next Heralia, which will be jam-packed with snark, some sarcasm, interesting friends, a dash of heroism, a bit of hubba bubba wink wink nudge nudge with a special friend and an ass crack full of awesome. Readers discretion advised, for readers under 18, strong language and some sexual scenes.
8 130Dragonscale Online Book One: Gilded Dragon Slayer #6
A top ranked hardcore-mode player of Dragonscale Online potentially lost it all when another vehicle crashed into his car, sending him and his VR headset through the windshield and into the road. Thoughts bounced through his brain as he flew through the air: his sweet, one of a kind house, his unfinished quest with a hot princess, and of course his mighty greatsword, Gilded Dragon Slayer #6. He finds himself in a well of darkness, but then a ray of hope appears as he's allowed to go directly into the game. Is it all there when he returns and, if not, is he be able to make everything right or is he forever doomed to failure and loss?
8 71Dungeon Park (Funny LitRPG Dungeon Core Romp)
Billy-Bob Bain plays BetterVerse to get away from his problems, but life in-game is not much better than his daily grind - he's broke, unappreciated, and there's no prospect of things getting better. Until he becomes the only player worldwide to receive a seemingly useless skill book... And becomes the world's first - and only - Dungeon Consultant. Dungeon Park is a hilarious tale of creativity, triumph over adversity, and cute skeletons. "It's a real rollercoaster ride of a story!" New chapters as and when they are written.
8 205Journey into My New Life
I was once a college student who minded his own business. That's not to say I am a coward but I just didn't involve myself with events outside of my scope of existence. That all changed when the Fire Nation attacked... Just kidding. But in all seriousness due to several unfortunate events I died and went to heaven or whatever. I was given a mission and sent on my way to my next life. I suppose you could call it rebirth but the world I was reborn in is very different than Earth. There are many races and many new things including MAGIC! Unfortunately, there is little to no technology or science never underestimate the stupidity of a people who can just wave their hand and make fire. "How does it work?"" "It just works?"" ""What happens if you give it extra oxygen?"" "What is 'oxygen' is it tasty?"AN: Hey, this is my first official novel/fiction. I plan to separate it into several books and I have it all planned out I just have to write the actual story. I'll try to post at least once a week after I upload the first 30,000 words.Although this has a Mature tag it's only slightly mature. I don't go over the top with gore there may however be sexual scenes in later chapters.Parts of this are similar to mushoku tensei but the story later diverges from the canon.
8 159The Great Barrier Master
""""A certain sleeping lady have been waked up to a strange place, and a girl, who called herself an angel, asked her to become a hero and pushed her to another world. Now let us join in with her adventure as the new hero of this world!!"... As if i'm going to follow such boorish template. But... a new world huh? I never experience a transported story before....Maybe i'm going to conquer it for a change.
8 89― Wife, Stop Running Away! || Xianwang AU
→ ᴏɴɢᴏɪɴɢ / ᴡᴇᴇᴋʟʏ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs 【 ᴍᴏ ᴅᴀᴏ ᴢᴜ sʜɪ . xɪᴀɴᴡᴀɴɢ 】「 ▸ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ . sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ✦ 」Lan Wanji was engaged with the mysterious Sect Leader Wei. Since he was engaged with the mysterious Sect Leader Wei since he was young.He didnt had a choice but to obey and accept his fate or did he really accept it...?? Of course he didn't accepted it. He decided to run away in his wedding night leaving everyone too try to find him."Wife, stop running away!" The mysterious sect leader Wei shouts,"Catch me if you can first." Lan Wanji says as he took out his tongue as if mocking the sect leader.「 ➢ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ . ɴᴏᴛᴇs 」Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS) doesent belong to me, They belong to MXTXImages, videos and things i have used aren't mine unless stated. Credits to rightful ownersCharacters are sometimes OOC (Out of Character)English isn't my first language so i apologise for any typos or mistakes.Also, i may or have forgotten some character names and stuff so please correct me i did it wrong-This is an AU (Alternative Universe) So things are sometimes different.Not an characterxreader book, Bestie please read the title carefully before assuming its an xreader.「 ➳ 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 . 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘴 」Made On :: 8-26-22Completed On :: N/A@Kimberly_FlowerALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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