Note: Updated WEEKLY on Thursdays. Contains graphic violence and mild language. Also available on Fanfiction.net and Archive Of Our Own.

"The plot idea itself is hard to top in terms of simply and rarely performed premise (At least within the confines of RoyalRoad material)." -FrustratedEgo, The Group (RRL)

"I'm afraid to read this but I'm so, so happy it exists." -Lekosis, Archive of our Own

"Holy this, this was fucking amazing ... Really compelling at times, wow, can't wait to see what happens in the next part." -Princess Unikitty, Fanfiction.net

"You've successfully found that perfect tone where you can have such outrageous and insane things like xenomorphs fighting witches and bondage wearing warrior women on an Illuminati space ship traveling through the multiverse and still have me care about the characters in your story." -Lucantius, Fanfiction.net

When a Great Old One is mortally wounded, he summons warriors from a multitude of worlds to do battle with each other so their anger will strengthen him. We follow Holly Short, a character from the Artemis Fowl universe, as the tournament begins. But Carcosa has many secrets in store... An epic crossover with fictional characters from a wide variety of mediums- from classic and modern literature, B-movies and blockbusters, cartoons from both east and west, and a plethora of video games- all thrown into nail-biting combat (and the occasional hijinks). Comment, Critique, Reviews welcome and EXTREMELY appreciated!