The Quest For The Golden Turd: Book Form Comedy Adventure
This Book Has Crude Humor And it was based of a movie I made on youtube and i was younger and i wanted to correct stuff by making a book.
Author Daniel Noah
p.s thanks gej302 for the cover!
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Shy Walking Shadows; Book 1 of the Blood Moon Series
Kierra isn't your typical 'thin, fit, beautiful, and gentle' heroine. She's a big girl with a bitchy, brash attitude, and doesn't care what anyone else thinks. She isn't perfect and has no wish to be. Faline is small, the softer side of the sibling coin, but no less tenacious. A carefree spirit who on many an occasion has to corral her sister before things get out of hand, she has a sharp mind colored in whimsy. A woman with a taste for life and becomes drunk with its possibilities. A fated meeting with a mysterious yet handsome friend becomes Faline's personal hell when Vampire fangs are bared. A chance encounter leaves Kierra fighting for her life when she's taken down by an insane Werewolf and left for dead. The search for a lost sister has never been more perilous. A strange new supernatural world awaits them both as they meet fascinating new allies, make terrible enemies, and uncover hidden and buried secrets. A Blood Moon is just over the horizon, and shy walking shadows won't stay shrouded forever.
8 177Spirit Of The Forest (Dropped)
A Hero and a child? Nature and war. To save the kingdom? To save the forest? I wonder where this will lead. Author's Note: Teehee First time writing Image taken from google
8 172Along for the Ride
Every child born on the continent of West Cartia is taught about the Great Goblin War but what the annals of history fail to mention is that the entirety of the conflict could be traced back to a group of four friends who stumbled into the currents of fate in search of a fantasy novel. This is the story of how a band of bookworms realized that when destiny pulled hard enough, struggling was futile; it was best to relax and go along for the ride. "A breezy, good time with all the trappings of high fantasy fun." - someone eventually (hopefully)
8 207Peerless Grandmaster
Mu Linhua's mother Mu Shenhua was a famous Grandmaster, with peerless martial skills. To avenge her dead husband and brother, Mu Shenhua fought against Grandmasters and Great Generals from Yu Empire for nearly a decade. To survive the harsh life on the run, Linhua was trained from a young age of 3 in martial arts and Qi techniques by her mother. After settling blood debts, Mu Shenhua succumbs to her injuries and leaves Linhua a token and resources to settle in Great Wei Empire under the Mu family of generals they were originally part of. The Great Wei Empire was far past its greatness as it was broken into factions controlled by powerful families. The Emperor of Great Wei was aging as royals were engaged in the muddy political warfare for succession to the crown. Follow the journey of Linhua as she steps into an arduous journey through the Wei Empire as she works on the path to carve her name in history and realize her ambitions. Will she be able to create her legends, live up to her mother's and her own ambitions, and become a peerless Grandmaster... Credit for cover: Yuliana Honcharuk What to expect from this piece? > Rational MC > MC always eager to learn > A lot of fight scenes > Badass MC > Some scheming and plotting
8 155Tomorrow
နင္ ခ်စ္တာ ငါလား သူလား ေသခ်ာေတြးပါ Ros....#crd_From_Op
8 202The Girl Who Kept Running
He ran into her at street theater.She was a force of nature, not a casual first time hire.She brought the house down with her performance, literally pulled the audience to their feet in standing ovation.Her performance was too real, unnerving, deeply unsettling to him. He spent all his energy keeping up with her.At the end of the play, she snatched her earnings from the director's hands and ran away, leaving a trail of questions behind her, the most burning one in his mind was:Would he ever see her again?____________________This ongoing novel imagines a world that our younger generations inherit after a series of successive presidencies in the same vein as the current model. There is no need for erecting walls, as the biggest divide created by humanity - that of social class - takes care of a post modern segregation. The poor are literally marginalized into slum-like townships and tend to be of color. The names of these townships would be enough to tell you their story. The rich, well, remain happily oblivious in the big American cities. In this world find a mysterious girl whose identity must be hidden or she would be hunted down and a young street actor who falls for her intrigue. Discover how they survive, born into a society not prepared to give them a chance.For them, the dystopia came without an apocalypse. Copyrighted 2018_________________________________________________Updates every 5-6 days. Currently on hiatus for revisions.Most impressive rank: #87 in dystopia/dystopian #90 in future (17/09/18)________________________________________________________Cover credits: Thanks are due to the amazing New Zealand artist Shane Rebenschied who allowed me to use one of his illustrations on his portfolio at http://blot.com. I used basic photoshopping to add some shades and used the awesome text effects from http://picturetopeople.com
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