Just Don't Shoot the Quartermaster Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Supernatural Slice of Life
Aliens are real! And monsters! But that's racist, don't call them that. And there's magic too!
The life of humble, hard-working Carioca*¹² Rafael Barro is thrown into disarray when the interstellar Multi-Unity Alliance comes knocking. During the negotiations to take Earth in as a Protected Member-Planet for the glory of our AI overlords, the aliens ‘accidentally’ break the Veil that keeps the mythics protected from humanity’s knowledge, revealing the creatures of legend and myth that were hiding among us for millennia — from the doorman to global leaders.
After a series of mishaps in his ever chaotic Brazil, our intrepid hero decides to join the Unity's Army, where he ends up as a inglorious… quartermaster. The Unity takes all recruits to make matters worse, including the mythics! And the cherry on the damn pie is Rafael Barro’s extra assignment: writing this historical first-hand report on the wonders of Earth’s diversity, the seamless adaptation of all its members, and on his gallant units’ first stellar expedition ever to defend another precious*³ world! Are we talking about the same planet?
(Reader discretion is advised; Contains Graphic Language and Potentially Excessive Swearing)
*¹ Carioca = demonym of someone from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
*² humble and/or hardworking Cariocas = not necessarily mythics, ordinary ones actually exist.
*³ precious = inasmuch every living planet is precious.
Editor's Note: Someone disable his permission to edit the draft on UnityDocs, please!
Hello, I'm McKing and I aim to write an original story with elements I've never seen put together before. Feel free to point out any mistakes you see — I'm not a native speaker, so I'm sure a few will pass me by.
Sci-fi; Humor; (Brazilian) Urban Fantasy; faint shades of LitRPG. **Be warned it has a bit of an (absurd) slice-of-life beginning though the story is being subtly (I hope) worked on and eventually shifts gears (a bit). I planned to say that from the beginning, but I forgot to add it.**
I hope that you enjoy it and that I can grow as a writer with your contributions.
No Fixed Update Schedule. My inspiration comes in bursts and so will the Chapters. Sorry if that displeases you (I love regular updates too), but I'm afraid that's the best I can do for now.
Keep in mind that it is a work in progress and things can eventually change a bit - I'll try to always note the changes. Sorry for the bad cover, it was the best my sorry skills could do!
I hope you enjoy it,
Mcking
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1. Chapter 1: Tie your Own Shoes
2. Chapter 2: Breaking the Veil
3. Chapter 3: Insolent Mutt
4. Chapter 4: Kurupira Flight School
5. Chapter 5: Stupid Apps
6. Chapter 6: Watch your Step
7. Chapter 7: Unwanted Aid
8. Chapter 8: Meddling Bastards
9. Chapter 9: Market's Outpost
10. Chapter 10: Work in Progress
11. Chapter 11: Stringing Along
12. Chapter 12: Galactic Dial-Up Internet
13. Chapter 13: Virtualway Robbery
14. Chapter 14: Machine Echoes
15. Chapter 15: Sucker Punch
16. Chapter 16: Valente's Fright
17. Chapter 17: Of Pigs and Snakes
18. Chapter 18: Brazilian Way
19. Chapter 19: Droid Lassoing
20. Chapter 20: Game-set-party
21. Chapter 21: Three Weeks Later
22. Chapter 22: Interlude (pt.1) - Grey Hunting
23. Chapter 22: Interlude (pt.2) - Grey Hunting
24. Chapter 23: Screw Dense Artificer
25. Chapter 24: Penal Honor Guard
26. Slow Down
27. Chapter 25: Heavy-Duty
28. Chapter 26: Egg-Bearer
Heroic Age
When the First beam of light descended upon the earth and gave humans access to the Heroic Altar, a voice appeared in every humans mind across the world. “The realm is in peril and its people need your help, those that choose to step upon the path of the Hero need but enter and let your deeds go down in history” When the world received this message thousand rose to the challenge, and in exchange for facing the terrors of the universe, they were granted fantastical powers and abilities in the form of [Skills]. Years have past since the first Hero took up the cause and the world has never been the same for it. Heroes who were supposed to use their power for the good of the universe have set about abusing them for their own personal greed, whilst others tried to achieve too much, too quickly, and it cost them everything because of it. Now a boy who has had his past hidden from him will discover the truth behind a secret that had been kept from him all of his life, and in exchange… …the world will hate him for it Additional Tag: Taming, Bloodlines Note: I did not create nor do i own the picture that i am currently using for the cover of this book, it is a still image i found on the web shot within a popular netflix movie.
8 186New Eden
Four young people from a future where they have no memory of what was left of Earth must form a passionate and unbreakable bond with one another in order to survive a new world. Three young men and one young woman who were raised in space and have never even known their home planet are chosen to make a dangerous foray into a new world in the hopes of finding a safe place for their race to carry on. When things go awry, they must forge a passionate, unbreakable bond, through any means necessary, despite how that bond may seem to the outside world, if there still even were an outside world to consider. Bound together, they must try to survive the unknown. However, much of what is unknown is actually what lies deep within themselves... no matter how strange. *This book is completed, so I plan to post 1 chapter each day until they're all available.*
8 167The Fall of Vaasar
Everyone loves a festival in Vaasar. The town is peaceful and the townsfolk relish a good show. But shy Tamza is not enjoying herself. Her father, a celebrated bear tamer, is stepping down and the time has come for Tamza to take his place and perform on her own. Tamza is determined to make her father proud. Before she can reach the stage, the crowd's cheers turn to screams as Vaasar is brutally invaded by a bloodthirsty force hellbent on destroying everyone and everything in its path. Only Tamza has the magic powerful enough to save her people and her beloved bears - but first she must find the courage to use it.
8 93Cherry Cola
Senior year is finally here for the lovely Scarlett Delmonico, she had the time of her life last year with all the ups and downs. But at least she finally understood the reference "You have to go through hell to get to heaven." Scarlett hadn't realized how close the future was to her, she also hadn't realized that she didn't have forever like she thought she did. But all she can do now is make the most of the time she has left with her boyfriend and best friends before it's time to close this chapter and open a new one. But maybe this year is different, she won't go through the pain and emotional exhaust. Instead, she would actually enjoy this last year with all of her friends and her lovely boyfriend, Jaden. I wonder what might happen when each member of the friend group start getting offers that are once in a life time. Will it wreck the friendship and make it grow? 3/3 Cherry Trilogy Started: May 7th, 2022 Ended: June 21st, 2022
8 139The Spice of Strife
[Participant in the Royal Road writathon.] Hanabi Hanaya, a recent highschool graduate from Japan, crosses the sea to seek a cooking apprenticeship under the spice-master chef Goro Ohno in the American metropolis of New Medeo City. Unknown to her, Muhamed Wangui, the world’s strongest man, and the greatest practitioner of enlightened martial arts alive, is hosting a tournament to find an apprentice to teach after being confronted by his own mortality. When a display of Hanabi’s ki mastery catches the attention of tournament organizers, their ambitions crash together, and her life becomes inundated with eager combatants, freaky fighters, and vicious powerseekers, all with the hope of earning their place as a student of the world’s strongest.
8 128Bandit don't start as Bandits
You always read zombie stories with the dumb zombies or special types of zombies. The easy bash in the heads and the need for a swarm of them to kill a survivor. Well, I wanted to try a different style of zombies. Showcasing the brilliance of us gamers that other stories downplay. Of course sneak a little revenge in the Starbucks clerk that messed up my order. But welcome to the new world of zombies. The new order of fighting for your life.. also please give me feedback.. first draft.. do wish to prefect the art as much as possible.
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