

Gods How I Hate Nature Fantasy Comedy Adventure
While there are always choices in life, lately they’ve all tended to skew between bad, terrible, and suicidal. Tome finds himself typically choosing the latter. As if people and plants consistently trying to kill him wasn’t bad enough, he finds himself sent off to a Mage Spire along with a self-righteous other worlder (as though there were any other kind). Add to this some powerful figures in black, a sadistic instructor, an uptight law keeper, and Tome just wants to go back to his room, down a pint, and forget about everything…
But, when someone starts a fight, especially someone bigger and stronger, you bide your time and strength. Before you can get revenge, you have to settle for surviving and slowly gaining power.
That means accepting the most suicidal choices, doing the jobs no one else will do, always smiling, and not slitting that other worlder’s throat…
(The story will incorporate comedy, but it will be a dark story. This won't be a happy, uplifting tale, but it also won't be too morose or depressing. Though if you're rooting for the other worlders, then I suppose it will be...)
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Chapter 1 1. Good News
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Chapter 2 2. Kevin
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Chapter 3 3. Hospitality
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Chapter 4 4. A Nice Day for a Swim
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Chapter 5 5. Kindness Wasted
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Chapter 6 6. New Acquaintances
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Chapter 7 7. Flight
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Chapter 8 8. Enrolling
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Chapter 9 9. Vice Dean Agrippina
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Chapter 10 10. Lord
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Chapter 11 11. Brick by Brick
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Chapter 12 12. Trustworthy Friend
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Chapter 13 13. A Meal
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Chapter 14 14. Lesson
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Chapter 15 15. A Place for Everything...
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Chapter 16 16. …And Everything in Its Place
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Chapter 17 17. Caine
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Chapter 18 18. Not Quite Like a Rose
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Chapter 19 19. Repose
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Chapter 20 20. First Day: Thirst
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Chapter 21 21. First Day: Commencement Rage
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Chapter 22 22. First Day: Choosing a Crutch
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Chapter 23 23. First Day: The Color of Hell
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Chapter 24 24. First Day: Divine Training and Fairness
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Chapter 25 25. First Day: Divine Shield
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Chapter 26 26. First Day: The Question
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Chapter 27 27. First Day: The Answer
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Chapter 28 28. Osanna, Odetta, Obelisk?