when a mysterious faceless stick tree man believes you, a random wimpy teenager, is worthy enough to be one of his epic edgy sidekicks and murder people for touching his poor quality emo sketch book pages he leaves on trees.
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this is a CRACKFIC/jokepasta with no direct storyline or plot. if you're looking for a well-written serious story with a good plot, this isn't it.
they/them pronouns.
⚠️ WARNING: curse warning. lots of cursing, we blame jeff. mentions of blood, gore, and the usual that comes with a platter of creepy pasta ⚠️
#899 in fanfiction, yipee