If you are reading this you have lost your memory. Again. You dumb jerk. I have no interest in writing our life story - it’ll come back to you. For now, this is what’s up:

 1. We are looking for a god named Tiger.

 2. He can stop the apocalypse, but apparently does not know that.

 3. If the apocalypse is ongoing, we haven't told him yet.

Also, we believe that life is absurd, loving relationships make it worth living, and it's best to be our true self.

Love Copycat (that’s our name dummy)

What would happen if everyone had god-like powers? It’s gonna happen someday, we should plan for it. That’s what this book is for. Cheers!

[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]