

Memories of the Bean Times Mystery Action Drama Horror
To those who have survived: I write this now, for I fear my death is imminent.
Barnabas Schmidt wasn't serious when he said he knew what was going on in Paris. Thomas Sauer wasn't expecting to put his life on the line studying a mysterious disease. Julia Krause wasn't trying to join a cult. And the Holy Roman Empire wasn't prepared to fight the Beans.
In the year 1587, the small farming village of Dijon in the Kingdom of France is attacked by seemingly immortal monsters made out of baked beans. As Schmidt fights against the Beans on the front lines, the Beans steadily approach the Empire's borders. As Sauer searches for the Beans' weaknesses, the Church of the Beanmeister paves the way for the arrival of the God. As Krause helps the Church, she begins to question her loyalty to the Beanmeister.
Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Chapters are available earlier on the Bean Times website: https://beantimes.github.io
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Chapter 1 Prologue - A Drink With a Friend
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Chapter 2 Chapter 1.1 - Don't Call Me Barry
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Chapter 3 Chapter 1.2 - Call Me Uncle
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Chapter 4 Chapter 2.1 - Enter, Thomas Sauer
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Chapter 5 Chapter 2.2 - Lunch With a Conspiracy Theorist
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Chapter 6 Chapter 3.1 - A Typical Wednesday Evening
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Chapter 7 Chapter 3.2 - Totally Not a Cult
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Chapter 8 Chapter 4.1 - Commotion in the Countryside
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Chapter 9 Chapter 4.2 - Return of the Scout
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Chapter 10 Chapter 5.1 - Told You So
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Chapter 11 Chapter 5.2 - I Don’t Think That’s the French
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Chapter 12 Chapter 5.3 - Oh My God They’re Killing People
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Chapter 13 Chapter 5.4 - I Don’t Know What I Was Expecting but It Sure as Hell Was Not That
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Chapter 14 Chapter 6.1 - Chat in the Cabbage Patch
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Chapter 15 Chapter 6.2 - Friendship Ruining Speedrun (VerbalAbuse%)
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Chapter 16 Chapter 7.1 - Beans (Like the Food)
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Chapter 17 Chapter 7.2 - I Couldn’t Have Come Up With a Worse Name if I Tried
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Chapter 18 Chapter 7.3 - Let’s Go Kill Some Beans
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Chapter 19 Chapter 8.1 - A Suicidal Plan
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Chapter 20 Chapter 8.2 - A Few Hiccups
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Chapter 21 Chapter 9.1 - Big Bean Guy
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Chapter 22 Chapter 9.2 - That’s Not Very Good
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Chapter 23 Chapter 10.1 - The Massacre of Dijon
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Chapter 24 Chapter 10.2 - Extermination
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Chapter 25 Chapter 10.3 - Escape
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Chapter 26 Chapter 11.1 - Uncle Humbert
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Chapter 27 Chapter 11.2 - Just a Regular Chat Between a Soldier and His Captain
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Chapter 28 Chapter 12.1 - He Has Risen