Don't you hate cutting open a new Symrewt to find out you bought a Vyrmzal turd instead?

Well with this book you'll learn the difference between heart burn and the stare of a ancient creature as it slowly devours a universe. 

This survival guide has helped many beings. You can even hear from some of our loyal customers:

"Honestly, if the punctuation was better then this book would actaully be helpfully but how in the hell do you know the diffrence between a male and female Ugkij- NO, YOU DIDNT!?" - Qwelpsee Est Guuuu, The Immortal Scholar

"How the fuck should I have known she was 147 years old?!! Oh sorry there, Yea this books great. Now how much do I get payed?" - Devin Krest, The Pope of ??

"Hey umm wheres the restroom?" - Random guy on the street

"HALT IN THE NAME OF SOLIUS HEST EVERSPRING!! YOURE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF KING SOLIUS VOM SCREEKO EVERSPRING!" - Palace guard B

See from these raving reviews you can tell that with this guide you'll be conquering galaxy in no time.

As the title states, this will be a book listing/describing all of the creatures that will ever appear within any of this degenrates works cause he honestly will never explain what something is when he mentions it in the book. It will be written in

The schedule is dependent on whether mnotia is acting like a pansey or not.

 Shoutout to elairz for making this awesome FREE book cover for me

Also expect hella bad punctuation cause this will be like the journal of a famous traveler and if you like info dumps then this is the book for you.