

Bite Mark Fantasy Comedy Supernatural Horror
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon 2021]
Twins Mark and Henry have just finished their training for the Neighbourhood Ancillary Stakers Corp., a voluntary organisation set up to fight against blood sucking vampuras (VAMPIRES!).
In a world where vampuras pray on the vulnerable and the stupid at night, looking for their next feast of blood, The Neighbourhood Ancillary Stakers Corp aka Nasscies or Dusters, fight to protect their North Eastern English market town of Tarmsworth St Jude and it's major trauma hospital and blood bank hub from what is a widespread global problem.
As they apply their training to reality and gain confidence in taking on threats by themselves, the brothers soon find that they may have.... bitten off more than they can chew.
This horredy is a silly and fun experimental series. There is GORE, VIOLENCE, DESCRIPTIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND UNPLEASANT AND UPSETTING and some TOILET HUMOUR. You've been warned!!
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Chapter 1 1. "I’m not a vamp virgin anymore!"
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Chapter 2 2. “I just didn’t expect to see someone fall right in front of me.”
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Chapter 3 3. "It’s funny to think evil has a code of ethics."
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Chapter 4 4. “Who’s The Collector?”
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Chapter 5 5. “Chief? Permission to dust these cannibals?”
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Chapter 6 6. "The smell is enough to make me gag.”
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Chapter 7 7. “It’s just me and you tonight, dusting motherf***ing suckers!”
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Chapter 8 8. "If anything, it’s my fault. I-"
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Chapter 9 9. “’QwikBite, where sometimes you might be on the menu’.”
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Chapter 10 10. “Vamps turning on vamps, I didn’t think I’d be seeing that.”
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Chapter 11 11. “Sorry for making you drop the dog’s blood."
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Chapter 12 12. “That’s a nice sword you got there.”
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Chapter 13 13. "Wait! The beast is out!”
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Chapter 14 14. "Ok, well I smell the death now."
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Chapter 15 15. "If that didn’t kill him, I don’t know what would.”
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Chapter 16 16. "I want back up the next time we storm a zombie auction.”
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Chapter 17 17. “Know? What do you know?”
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Chapter 18 18. “I’m ready to kick some ass.”
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Chapter 19 19. "Goodbye."