Harrogate, a nervous aging assassin and Cecil, bold-hearted barbarian, have one job and one job only. To make one million Gold before the International Regal Society or IRS as they're known, imprison them for failure in paying their debt. The task is simple; Harrogate's got to keep Cecil in line long enough for them to make some easy money through odd jobs and simple work. 

Simple, but hard. Cecil's got other ideas in mind. Glory, fame, and merchandising that compels her to do what she does best, adventure. One goal - one million Gold. Two ideas. What could possibly go wrong?