"What about my backstoryyyyyy-!" "Even I the Narrator am confused." "Is this a joke? Because I want to laugh." 

A Type-Moon Fate/series Self-Insert dropped into Arthurian Britain makes his way in life... and death.

Join him, his pet bug Radish and a variaty of tsundere Princessess on a jorney through, and for, the ages.

A sometimes light, a somethimes dark and a sometimes thoughtful tale.

Rated M for swearing and dark places (so far).

Posted first on SpaceBattles, later FF.net both under the usename PervyPanda, and now here on Royal Road.