Tsk, all I wanted to do was stay home and relax with some video games but life said 'Fuck you and your desires.' The first thing they threw into my path was the tech nerd who does nothing but annoy me and threathen to turn my computer into a robot.

And you ask what's the second thing they threw to fuck up my day? Well, they turned the whole world into a zombie infested playground. 

Want to know the kicker? They gave me a system so you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to treat these zombies like it's just one damn game!