Today was a great day. I died. It wasn't a great day because I died. No, it was a great day and I died. One has nothing to do with the other. 

Enough nonsense. Let's continue with the topic we're all curious about. Why was it a great day? I achieved my dream to transform my real life into an MMORPG. Grinding skills, leveling up, collecting coins, going on an adventure, and making progress on my main quest. The dream of every gamer. 

And no, I'm not mad. Let me give you some context before we continue. I'll keep it short, for we have more urgent matters to discuss. 

Art by: Roland Deaconu