Unknown Number:
Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!
Me:
I wasn't planning on it...
Unknown Number:
Blackmail is a crime, you know!
Me:
I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!
Unknown Number:
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!!
Me:
...you want me to...blackmail you??