My wizardly desire is the sole piece of my soul that survived my abandonment on this mysterious world.
That's fine with me.
I'll become a wonderful wizard. The kind with a pointy hat, luscious beard, and powerful spells.
Not possible, you say?
Don't burst my bubble.
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Dark Zany Adventure Comedy.
Contains little swearing, no sex unless he can find the right witch, and comedic but gory bouts of violence. This may change at any time, so read at your own discretion.
Enjoy.